May 19th, 2020 at 3:55 AM
George W. Bush, Barack Obama and Donald Trump have died and stand before God. God asks Bush: "What do you believe in?" Bush replies: "I believe in free trade, in a strong America and in the nation." God says, "Fine, come to my right!" Then he asks Obama: "What do you believe in?" Obama replies: "I believe in democracy, in helping the poor and in world peace." God says contentedly: "Wonderful! Come to my left!" Finally he asks Trump: "And what do you believe in?" Trump replies: "I think you are sitting in my chair!"