[Harry K.]

If they could silence these machines, I'd be happy, but I suppose you can't have it all. I agree with Guardian, I think they are much faster going in and out.

Oh. My. God.....

The ones at my local Giant:

"Please place your [SCREAMING]ZUCCHINI![/SCREAMING] in the bag!"

Really worried about buying something personal.

Please place the "SANITARY TOWEL" in the bagging area.
Please place the "CONDOMS" in the bagging area.
Please place the "MAN SIZE NAPPIES" in the bagging area.
"UNEXPECTED ITEM IN BAGGING AREA"
"PLEASE WAIT FOR ASSISTANCE"
* Harry K. runs away

I'm actually super glad the one's here aren't that specific lol.

Fortunately, as far as I can remember it says "Please place the item in the bagging area" here too. However you can guarantee that if you were buying the above, the system would crash and need assistance.