Overlord of the Enterprise |
May 3rd, 2013 at 7:44 PM
This is a simple forum game. Simply claim control of the Enterprise from the last person who posted. I'll get use started:
I will the lottery and buy a bulldozer, then destroy the enterprise and build a new one. My enterprise! 
May 29th, 2013 at 1:35 AM
I own a larger website, hostile takeover! I also takeover this enterprise at the same time.
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May 29th, 2013 at 1:36 AM
Well since you took over something that wasn't yours, law enforcement ends up at your door. My enterprise!
May 29th, 2013 at 1:40 AM
I tell them I was doing it for the good of the internets machine! They think that`s a valid reason and award me back the enterprise. My enterprise!
May 31st, 2013 at 10:13 AM
I am the whole FBI, CIA, and all the intelligence bureau's in one person. I am so awesome that you welcome me and I brainwash you and you make me your immortal leader! My enterprise!
Err what do I put here?<br /><br />I like Minecraft? I play Minecraft? <br />I play Sim City 4? I play Sim City 4?<br />I also don't like democracy!
May 31st, 2013 at 12:41 PM
Well that person does not exist. I am the admin, and that is better than a non-existent ultimate intelligence FBI agent. Therefore, it is my enterprise!
May 31st, 2013 at 1:57 PM
But that person does exist-it's me! Therefore your previous comment is rendered useless reverting the enterprise to its previous and rightful owner. My enterprise!
Err what do I put here?<br /><br />I like Minecraft? I play Minecraft? <br />I play Sim City 4? I play Sim City 4?<br />I also don't like democracy!
May 31st, 2013 at 2:00 PM
Well it's still unfair to be the all-in one guy that does everything. The forces of nature agree, therefore a hurricane destroys the office.
My enterprise!
June 1st, 2013 at 1:52 AM
But I am one man therefore I do not need a whole office and I now work from home. I make a deal with nature to destroy anyone who disagrees with me. With nature and me as a superhuman FBI agent equipped with miniguns attached to my arms I takeover your enterprise with hostility.
My enterprise!
Err what do I put here?<br /><br />I like Minecraft? I play Minecraft? <br />I play Sim City 4? I play Sim City 4?<br />I also don't like democracy!
June 1st, 2013 at 4:40 AM
I am the Feds. So I like me and your comment is still invalid.
My enterprise
Err what do I put here?<br /><br />I like Minecraft? I play Minecraft? <br />I play Sim City 4? I play Sim City 4?<br />I also don't like democracy!
June 1st, 2013 at 4:55 AM
Well I am a part of the united nations, which is better than the feds. My enterprise!
June 1st, 2013 at 9:13 AM
I eat the UN for breakfast
My enterprise!
Err what do I put here?<br /><br />I like Minecraft? I play Minecraft? <br />I play Sim City 4? I play Sim City 4?<br />I also don't like democracy!
June 2nd, 2013 at 1:06 AM
Well I just spent the day driving on the interstate, therefore I deserve the enterprise. My enterprise!
June 2nd, 2013 at 11:05 AM
I eat the interstate system for lunch. I deserve the enterprise more.
My enterprise!
Err what do I put here?<br /><br />I like Minecraft? I play Minecraft? <br />I play Sim City 4? I play Sim City 4?<br />I also don't like democracy!
June 2nd, 2013 at 12:15 PM
Well since you ate the interstate system, it no longer exists. You can't find the route to work, therefore it is my enterprise!
June 4th, 2013 at 6:53 AM
I use the state highway system! I therefore retake over the enterprise when I get there. I also purchase a helicopter and make a helipad at the enterprise.
My enterprise!
Err what do I put here?<br /><br />I like Minecraft? I play Minecraft? <br />I play Sim City 4? I play Sim City 4?<br />I also don't like democracy!
June 4th, 2013 at 1:16 PM
Well my helicopter is better than yours, so therefore it's my enterprise
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