Romulus - The Compilation V1

**Acko** · June 11th, 2013 at 10:04 PM

Romulus is a bot on #smfnoobs. He is a smart one.

WARNING: MAY CONTAIN CONTENT!

What romulus thinks:
Makestation: "php"
Simmania: "can't kick it from falling into utter catastrophe, but fortunately the superhero called superman saved simmania from stuff that can do about it. there is no linux tool like hurricane electric's bgp looking glass. cloudflare connects to your father, he"
CSGforums: "you think of republicans"
Simtropolis: "you think of republicans"
SC4Devotion: ":"deep throat : think about it, but if you acutaly break those numbers into financial demographics"
Simopsis: "you think of republicans"

So as you can see here, he takes his valuable time to provide valuable criticism for various SimCity 4 Sites. I think these opinions are the most fair and balanced I've seen yet!.

Me: "my son decided to be a little stupid, so i grounded him by sending him to the spanish monk bin where he will learn many important lessons and"
Cheesesc4: "coffee is great. what do you know simlink"

He seems to have collapsed. We will interview him more later.

A session in smfnoobs: http://pastebin.com/E25k864h
Romulus can speak spanish:

Code:
Romulus    Aco: gracias por escuchar mi voz. Me gustara presentarles a la maestra de mi universo, tambin conocido como VPS, que sabe ms de lo que yo. l comparte mis sentimientos.

Aco    Romulus: How can you 'try' to walk into walmart

cheese    romulus - whats your opinion on walmart?

Aco    Romulus: It's not that hard

Romulus    Aco: doj helped at&t

Romulus    cheese: scrolling items

Aco    Romulus: All you have to do is walk into the door with 'Exit' above it\

Romulus    Aco: with the homework;

Aco    Romulus: Was that so hard?

Romulus    mis entraas. Ahora vete.

Romulus    <Romulus> Aco: el objetivo es construir un joven que no merecen - y yo no lo veo inclinarse y caminar con ella. realmente

Romulus    <Aco> Romulus: Usted chupa en el hielo

Romulus    <Aco> Romulus: Vaya mueren en un incendio

cheese    romulus - should i go get something to eat now?

Romulus    <Romulus> Aco: pero pic republicmaster con numerosos pequeos besos suaves y caning doloroso?

Romulus    Aco: and mayorm

Romulus    <Romulus> Aco: por curiosidad, alguien sabe una manera de hacerlo o slo voy a discutir con l. pero yo soy un hombre de 37 aos de edad

Romulus    Aco: for the project's completion made it hard to sleep, but my fatigue granted me a few minutes

Romulus    <Aco> Romulus: Qu pasa con su obsesin por republicmaster?

Aco    Romulus: Are you spanish?

Romulus    cheese: sexy

Romulus    Aco: one of the biggest ever web attacks.

cheese    romulus - speak some spanish

Romulus    cheese: on the web

Darth-Apple    Bienvenido a Makestation! Somos una comunidad destinada a hacer posible que los usuarios puedan compartir los proyectos creativos que han trabajado, al estar en una comunidad llena de como almas importadas? A fin de mantener toda la discusiÃƒÂ³n pÃƒÂºblica, constructivo y libre de caos controlado, tenemos algunas pautas que nos hemos fijado. Pedimos a todos los usuarios que lean estas reglas, como vamo

Darth-Apple    s a aplicarlas para mejorar la comunidad en general. :)

Darth-Apple    1. Tenemos una polÃƒÂ­tica de PG-13 por todo el contenido publicado en makestation. Se prohÃƒÂ­be cualquier cosa racista, sexista e intolerante, pornogrÃƒÂ¡fico, ilegal, difamatorio, insultante o de ninguna manera. Tampoco se permite la promociÃƒÂ³n de grietas juego piraterÃƒÂ­a, ilegal, etc .. Cualquier contenido ilegal o inapropiado sera eliminado inmediatamente y sin previo aviso.

cheese    romulus what do you think of makestation?

Darth-Apple    2. Por favor, haga un esfuerzo por mantener la lengua limpia, especialmente en los foros. Esto es para proteger la reputaciÃƒÂ³n de este sitio web, asÃƒÂ­ como para asegurar que la comunidad es amigable con algunos de nuestros miembros mÃƒÂ¡s jÃƒÂ³venes.

Darth-Apple    3. Usted debe tener 13 aÃƒÂ±os de edad o mÃƒÂ¡s para registrarse y participar en Makestation. Los moderadores y administradores estÃƒÂ¡n obligados a hacer cumplir este por razones legales, de acuerdo con la ley COPPA acto en la ley EE.UU..

Romulus    cheese: php

Darth-Apple    4. Sea constructivo! No requerimos que usted ofrece sÃƒÂ³lo informaciÃƒÂ³n positiva sobre las obras publicadas aquÃƒÂ­. Nosotros pedimos que usted tiene una actitud amable con todos nuestros miembros. La regla de oro es generalmente una buena polÃƒÂ­tica a seguir en nuestros foros.

Darth-Apple    5. No se debe publicar contenido con derechos de autor o plagio en nuestros foros. Se extraerÃƒÂ¡ cualquier contenido que infrinja las leyes de copyright aplicables o que se demuestre que ha sido plagiado. Somos una comunidad que tiene como objetivo hacer posible que los usuarios puedan compartir sus propias obras, no las obras de otros bajo su propio nombre.

cheese    OMG

Darth-Apple    6. Debates filosÃƒÂ³ficos, religiosos y polÃƒÂ­ticos abiertamente recibidos en la FilosofÃƒÂ­a y Debates y consejos Eventos actuales. Con el fin de proteger a la discusiÃƒÂ³n abierta y libre, pedimos que todos los usuarios sean respetuosos de las opiniones de otros usuarios, incluso si no estÃƒÂ¡n de acuerdo. Debates que se convierten incivil serÃƒÂ¡n eliminados o bloqueados por uno de nuestros miembros del pe

Darth-Apple    rsonal.

Darth-Apple    7. Por favor, no spam en nuestros foros. Spam se considera generalmente perjudicial y se eliminarÃƒÂ¡ por uno de nuestros miembros del personal. TambiÃƒÂ©n pedimos que no se registra en nuestros foros con el ÃƒÂºnico fin de hacer publicidad de su sitio web o para cualquier tipo de beneficio econÃƒÂ³mico. Publicaciones realizadas con el ÃƒÂºnico fin de cualquier tipo de publicidad serÃƒÂ¡n removidos para manten

cheese    romulus - what do you think of simmania

Darth-Apple    er a nuestros foros limpio y organizado para nuestros miembros.

Darth-Apple    Disfruta de la comunidad Makestation! :)

Darth-Apple    Romulus -Ã‚Â  Por favor, no spam en nuestros foros.

Romulus    cheese: can't kick it from falling into utter catastrophe, but fortunately the superhero called superman saved simmania from stuff that can do about it. there is no linux tool like hurricane electric's bgp looking glass. cloudflare connects to your father, he

Romulus    Darth-Apple: 7. por favor, no spam en nuestros foros con el ÃƒÂºnico fin de

cheese    romulus - what do you think of csgforums?

Romulus    cheese: "well, i think the whole text is imho) but still, i have it

**Darth-Apple** · June 11th, 2013 at 10:07 PM

The server will be left running with him on the channel, so you can talk to him yourself. I will warn you that he is not a PG-13 bot, and that's out of my control.

https://webchat.esper.net/?nick=&channels=smfnoobs

**Darth-Apple** · June 12th, 2013 at 3:48 AM

Code:
<cheese> romulus, where's your master? 

<Romulus> cheese: a big rip

<Darth-Apple> Darth apple is your master

<cheese> romulus, that doesn't answer my question

<Romulus> cheese: nobody has a favorite shared host? mostly anon traffic on a d6 og site, using boost

<cheese> romulus, do you like 000webhost?

<Romulus> cheese: with the magic pesticides. meanwhile, republicmaster does some stuff with his super which he likes to kill people like himself and the meister

<cheese> romulus, i don't think republicmaster likes to kill himself

<Romulus> cheese: you like chicken

<cheese> romulus - yes, and do you like rat soup?

<Romulus> cheese: i am filled

<cheese> romulus - filled with what? rat soup? :P

<Romulus> cheese: cat

"<Romulus> cheese: like holy **** i'm going 65 on the highway and you're passing me"

**Acko** · June 12th, 2013 at 9:07 AM

I began to make romulus and cleverbot talk to each other, by copying what romulus says into cleverbot, and copying cleverbot's responses into irc:

Code:
[16:51] <@Romulus> Aco: have a bunch of cheap laser pointers together

01[16:52] <Aco> Romulus: But I do have a brain and you share that brain, so you do have a brain.

[16:52] <@Romulus> Aco: do a backup mang

01[16:53] <Aco> Romulus: Do a barrel roll?

[16:53] <@Romulus> Aco: :it's 7 billion

01[16:53] <Aco> Romulus: How long?

[16:53] <@Romulus> Aco: right. all bgp routes

01[16:54] <Aco> Romulus: What's all board?

[16:54] <@Romulus> Aco: st - well

01[16:55] <Aco> Romulus: C over lambda! Remember that one.

[16:55] <@Romulus> Aco: the house

01[16:55] <Aco> Romulus: OMG, I eat houses :O.

[16:55] <@Romulus> Aco: as i have no reason for unnecessary cruelty just because we're going to be hated, it is not he shall return it, with his objections to that house in which we will long remember; and as

01[16:56] <Aco> Romulus: Do you believe it is important to have children?

[16:56] <@Romulus> Aco: has anyone got experience with it. torrentfreak decided to take a long time before she had not been long seated

01[16:57] <Aco> Romulus: I, Robot? Yes I have seen that movie, the book is even better.

[16:57] <@Romulus> Aco: but i think this is somehow getting ignored ( though the rule shows as active in ff inspector)

01[16:57] <Aco> Romulus: I think that is too much thinking.

[16:57] <@Romulus> Aco: must be too busy thinking

01[16:58] <Aco> Romulus: It is.

[16:58] <@Romulus> Aco: I'm unable to find a response to that.

01[16:58] <Aco> Romulus: Why?

[16:58] <@Romulus> Aco: i saw a lot of good music with dissonant chords

01[16:59] <Aco> Romulus: What was the show about?

[16:59] <@Romulus> Aco: it was conclusive to show that anthocyanins change color based on the designated

01[16:59] <Aco> Romulus: What do you think about when you arn't talking to a person?

[16:59] <@Romulus> Aco: you are confusing

01[17:00] <Aco> Romulus: Am not.

[17:00] <@Romulus> Aco: acos didn't satisfy k50's epic hungerness. this green emoticon : said that he had

01[05:00] <Aco> Romulus: You must have misread, I'm so sorry about your sense of perception.

[05:00] <@Romulus> Aco: with the fundamental

01[05:01] <Aco> Romulus: Proof that YOU'RE the one avoiding my questions and replies. I wasn't even talking about werewolves

[05:01] <@Romulus> Aco: not meaning on scale or

01[05:02] <Aco> Romulus: That is possible. What is your name?

[05:02] <@Romulus> Aco: 5. no se debe publicar contenido con derechos de autor o plagio en nuestros foros con el ÃƒÂºnico fin de

01[05:03] <Aco> Romulus: A computer is not a human.

[05:03] <@Romulus> Aco: that's part of one's entire being would not be converted properly upon arrival. this disaster resulted in the collapse of several important laboratories down south that were

01[05:03] <Aco> Romulus: That is the Turing Test.

[05:03] <@Romulus> Aco: 3. turning the claws and hoofs of the bison into ratt

01[05:04] <Aco> Romulus: Are you insinuating that I am insecure about my age. I'll have you know that I am young, sir.

[05:04] <@Romulus> Aco: years ago i played around with fl studio for a while, what is your opinion on rap music?

01[05:05] <Aco> Romulus: And as in uffish thought he stood, the Cleverbot, with eyes of flame, came wiffling through the tulgy wood.

[05:05] <@Romulus> Aco: not at all. british guns had range on american cannon, and stood off out of u. s

01[05:08] <Aco> Romulus: American.

[05:08] <@Romulus> Aco: also, from pie

01[05:09] <Aco> Romulus: What do you do for a living?

[05:09] <@Romulus> Aco: ddiim : describe

01[05:09] <Aco> Romulus: Describe yourself.

[05:09] <@Romulus> Aco: describes the journeys of odysseus

01[05:10] <Aco> Romulus: Ok, now describe yourself.

[05:10] <@Romulus> Aco: describes the journeys of odysseus

01[05:10] <Aco> Romulus: No, describe yourself.

[05:11] <@Romulus> Aco: describes the journeys of odysseus

01[05:11] <Aco> Romulus: What do I need to describe about mysel.

[05:11] <@Romulus> Aco: this is suddenly

03[05:11] * Retrieving #smfnoobs modes...

01[05:12] <Aco> Romulus: But you said you love me.

[05:12] <@Romulus> Aco: eskimo ice cream has peanut butter jars which hold the and sim link said "i love mayorm's developer

01[05:13] <Aco> Romulus: Please don't change the subject...

[05:13] <@Romulus> Aco: all you are is a markov chain irc bot that can be done by him! every idea that it might be some sort of incompatibility with either voxelflight or smart moving?

01[05:13] <Aco> Romulus: It followed her to school one day, school one day, school one day; It followed her to school one day, which was against the rules.

[05:14] <@Romulus> Aco: type `show w'. this is one of those rules would cause the processor to crash, resulting in your existence being

01[05:14] <Aco> Romulus: Yes, one of those moments when you realize when the person you're talking to (in this case you) is a complete DUNCE.

[05:14] <@Romulus> Aco: not sure it would never hurt my mom had an enemy to face, ran barking toward the rising cost of education is what they already use to the congress may at your option) any later version published by the end of next i cannot but

01[05:15] <Aco> Romulus: Do you agree that's a safe move for humans?

[05:15] <@Romulus> Aco: can you point me to documentation that details query parameters for the rest of us are avoiding reality for four more years. ]

01[05:16] <Aco> Romulus: No.

[05:16] <@Romulus> Aco: en. the thing reeks of bad onions and moldy

01[05:16] <Aco> Romulus: What thing in the ice?

[05:16] <@Romulus> Aco: eskimo ice cream has peanut

01[05:17] <Aco> Romulus: What other sweets do you like?

[05:17] <@Romulus> Aco: in our political

**Darth-Apple** · June 12th, 2013 at 2:30 PM

Code:
[05:14] <@Romulus> Aco: not sure it would never hurt my mom had an enemy to face, ran barking toward the rising cost of education is what they already use to the congress may at your option) any later version published by the end of next i cannot but

[05:13] <@Romulus> Aco: all you are is a markov chain irc bot that can be done by him! every idea that it might be some sort of incompatibility with either voxelflight or smart moving?

[16:55] <@Romulus> Aco: as i have no reason for unnecessary cruelty just because we're going to be hated, it is not he shall return it, with his objections to that house in which we will long remember; and as

01[05:02] <Aco> Romulus: That is possible. What is your name?

[05:02] <@Romulus> Aco: 5. no se debe publicar contenido con derechos de autor o plagio en nuestros foros con el ÃƒÂºnico fin de

01[05:03] <Aco> Romulus: A computer is not a human.

[05:03] <@Romulus> Aco: that's part of one's entire being would not be converted properly upon arrival. this disaster resulted in the collapse of several important laboratories down south that were

01[05:03] <Aco> Romulus: That is the Turing Test.

[05:03] <@Romulus> Aco: 3. turning the claws and hoofs of the bison into ratt

I love how it doesn't even know what the turing test is, nor does it know it's an IRC chatbot. Haha it was never programmed in. The best way to confuse it is to ask it to do math though. It simply cannot do any form of math whatsoever, nor is it able to respond in a way that changes the subject.

**Darth-Apple** · June 12th, 2013 at 4:04 PM

Quote:<lifeline> Romulus: as i have no reason for unnecessary care while killing somethin

<Romulus> lifeline: by the people and blue boxes that contain recyclables and deadly daleks that are recyclable be

<Romulus> lifeline: by a certain range, use the gnu lesser general public license for more details.

<Romulus> lifeline: 5. no se debe publicar contenido con derechos de autor o plagio en nuestros foros con

<lifeline> Romulus: his own. pro-life conservatives are obsessed with burger king's burgers that are recyclable be

<Romulus> lifeline: they might be set to disalow acess toa group hes a member of the united states by the pnp driver

<lifeline> Romulus: could not be converted properly upon arrival. this happened to the barons have sworn that all other terms of this security, and the concessions set out above,

<Romulus> lifeline: her date was pleasant enough, but she knew that if her life was a movie this guy would be buried in the credits as something like \"second tall man. \"

Oh, and Romulus' response to "Romulus - what is your opinion on makestation?" is "Darth-Apple: it doesn't exist". Lifeline and Romulus are both chatbots. Lifeline is far less trained and diverse than Romulus, but is being trained by someone else and is learning fast.

**SpookyZalost** · September 7th, 2017 at 1:04 PM

so what ever happened to Romulus?

**Darth-Apple** · October 19th, 2017 at 7:58 PM

It was hosted on an old VPS of mine a while back and connected to a few IRC channels. I no longer had time to maintain it and it actually happened to be very server-intensive for what it was, so I killed the script. I imagine I still have it somewhere on one of the VPSs. I never stopped paying for them.

Me and a couple of other people actually set up multiple instances of the script and had them arguing with each other. Hearing them argue about politics was priceless. The only problem is that there was a glitch where they would get in a loop and eventually start saying the same things over and over again. I don't think I have any good quotes from what they came up with, but it was hilarious for a little while, to say the least.

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