October 15th, 2020 at 8:33 PM
A: It's a person made out of salad 
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Q: What is the most efficient way to wash an elephant?
. Q: What is the most efficient way to wash an elephant?
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#ForzaJules 1989-2015
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October 15th, 2020 at 8:33 PM
A: It's a person made out of salad
. Q: What is the most efficient way to wash an elephant? #ForzaJules 1989-2015 
January 1st, 2021 at 5:32 PM
A: Pluck it and then stick it in the dishwasher.
Q: How much longer do we have to exist?
Estoy en España
January 10th, 2021 at 10:04 PM
A: Until we stop believing in our own existence.
Q: Is cheddar a nicer chocolate than a hamburger? #ForzaJules 1989-2015 
January 11th, 2021 at 3:05 AM
A: yes, especially if it's dark chocolate.
Q: ever think we'll experience a pandemic on "the stand" levels which wipes out 99% of humanity with the remaining 1% fighting good vs evil?
"I reject your reality and subsitute my own." - Adam Savage, Mythbusters
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February 4th, 2021 at 1:49 AM
A: no, because good and evil don't exist
Q: Do you ever kneel before your little statue of Buddha and just scream?
February 4th, 2021 at 4:00 AM
A: no because I don't have one nor believe in divinity of any kind.
Q: do you ever stare up into the abyss at night and wonder, why are we here?
"I reject your reality and subsitute my own." - Adam Savage, Mythbusters
May 10th, 2021 at 9:21 PM
A: Yes, and I conclude that the only reason why we're here is to eat chocolate.
Q: Have you ever hit a bus that was also a screwdriver? #ForzaJules 1989-2015
August 10th, 2021 at 5:51 PM
No because all terminals are driven not driving on a bus.
You ever wonder why were here?
"I reject your reality and subsitute my own." - Adam Savage, Mythbusters
August 11th, 2021 at 9:45 AM
Because while they have mass, they don't matter.
And yes that was worthy of a pun lol. Why aren't we the most intelligent life on the planet?
"I reject your reality and subsitute my own." - Adam Savage, Mythbusters
August 12th, 2021 at 3:57 AM
Because there are dolphins on the planet
Can blind people see their dreams?
Estoy en España
August 12th, 2021 at 4:57 AM
Actually, in some cases, yes. Research shows that if you weren't blind before, you may be able to see your dreams. Those who were born blind seem to have a different outcome. I could be wrong, not speaking from experience of course. But I was curious and did some research a while back.
 Will Mark Zuckerberg become president?
August 12th, 2021 at 6:02 AM
No, because his cult is all personality no substance.
Will we ever get a woman president?
"I reject your reality and subsitute my own." - Adam Savage, Mythbusters
August 14th, 2021 at 12:44 AM
(August 12th, 2021 at 6:02 AM)SpookyZalost Wrote: No, because his cult is all personality no substance. So was Donald Trump's. Yes. Why do women want to be president?
Estoy en España
August 14th, 2021 at 8:29 PM
@Thomas why not?
"I reject your reality and subsitute my own." - Adam Savage, Mythbusters
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