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For those of you who work in IT and or just want a good laugh
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(September 14th, 2017 at 3:36 AM)Hans Squeaky Wrote: Ugh well...

now that's a job I couldn't do Tongue

What even...

* Hans Squeaky will be back. Currently setting password with minimum length 64 and checking ethernet.

The Troll in IT Wink

but it was rather funny lol.
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(September 14th, 2017 at 3:36 AM)Hans Squeaky Wrote: Ugh well...

now that's a job I couldn't do Tongue

What even...

* Hans Squeaky will be back. Currently setting password with minimum length 64 and checking ethernet.


Make sure to write it down!  Tongue Tongue
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hey make sure you guys are all up to date... I think there's a rampant worm running around eating V3 which most of the world seems to be using.

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(September 19th, 2017 at 10:21 AM)SpookyZalost Wrote: hey make sure you guys are all up to date... I think there's a rampant worm running around eating V3 which most of the world seems to be using.

Thanks, I could use this.

One problem.... the arrow is pointing up and it's still not doing anything. PLEASE HALP!?!?!?




Tongue Tongue Tongue Tongue Tongue  Couldn't help it.
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I put it upside down to rewind the floppy disk player and it didn't work. Please help I can't rewind it!! Tongue
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#21
lol floppies are not cassette tapes Tongue

just remember to patch yourselves lol.
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Found this gem while looking through updates since I last posted in this thread, couldn't stop laughing.

Quote:Tech support:
How may I help ypu?
Hi,
I've got a problem. Your program is telling me to
get a pet snake. I don't want one.
Tech Support:
Excuse me??
Hi,
It's giving me a message telling me I need a snake to run it.
Tech Support:
Read the message to me please:
Hi,
Error: Python required to run the script.
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#23
Tongue These snakes around here are smart. Nothing gets done without them!
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Ikr? Lol
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ok while digging through the archives I stumbled across this gem from 2011, had my sides bursting.

Quote:Answer to customer who's machine just died!
Posted 04/04/2011 by Xantor

I was a Team Leader in an after market warranty call center for Circuit City. I was assisting a tech with a call when a newbie tech came up to me frustrated by the call he was on.

The customer had a Packard Bell (Packaged in Hell) computer that had just died.

The tech had taken all the steps to resuscitate the system to no avail.

His question to me was, "I've done everything I know to do, what should I tell the customer?"

Without missing a beat, I said, "Tell the customer that her computer has finally reached sentience, realized it was a POS, and self terminated.

Sentience indeed rofl Finna
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