[Kyng]

A: It's a person made out of salad .

Q: What is the most efficient way to wash an elephant?

[Thomas]

A: Pluck it and then stick it in the dishwasher.

Q: How much longer do we have to exist?

[Kyng]

A: Until we stop believing in our own existence.

Q: Is cheddar a nicer chocolate than a hamburger?

[SpookyZalost]

A: yes, especially if it's dark chocolate.

Q: ever think we'll experience a pandemic on "the stand" levels which wipes out 99% of humanity with the remaining 1% fighting good vs evil?

[Darvince]

A: no, because good and evil don't exist

Q: Do you ever kneel before your little statue of Buddha and just scream?

[SpookyZalost]

A: no because I don't have one nor believe in divinity of any kind.

Q: do you ever stare up into the abyss at night and wonder, why are we here?

[Kyng]

A: Yes, and I conclude that the only reason why we're here is to eat chocolate.

Q: Have you ever hit a bus that was also a screwdriver?