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#91
A: It's a person made out of salad Tongue .

Q: What is the most efficient way to wash an elephant?
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#92
A: Pluck it and then stick it in the dishwasher.

Q: How much longer do we have to exist?
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#93
A: Until we stop believing in our own existence.

Q: Is cheddar a nicer chocolate than a hamburger?
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#94
A: yes, especially if it's dark chocolate.

Q: ever think we'll experience a pandemic on "the stand" levels which wipes out 99% of humanity with the remaining 1% fighting good vs evil?
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#95
A: no, because good and evil don't exist Tongue

Q: Do you ever kneel before your little statue of Buddha and just scream?
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#96
A: no because I don't have one nor believe in divinity of any kind.

Q: do you ever stare up into the abyss at night and wonder, why are we here?
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#97
A: Yes, and I conclude that the only reason why we're here is to eat chocolate.

Q: Have you ever hit a bus that was also a screwdriver?
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#98
No because all terminals are driven not driving on a bus.

You ever wonder why were here?
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#99
Because we're here. Big Grin

Why do photons contain energy?

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Because while they have mass, they don't matter.

And yes that was worthy of a pun lol.

Why aren't we the most intelligent life on the planet?
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Because there are dolphins on the planet

Can blind people see their dreams?
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Actually, in some cases, yes. Research shows that if you weren't blind before, you may be able to see your dreams. Those who were born blind seem to have a different outcome. I could be wrong, not speaking from experience of course. But I was curious and did some research a while back. Finna

Will Mark Zuckerberg become president?

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No, because his cult is all personality no substance.

Will we ever get a woman president?
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(August 12th, 2021 at 6:02 AM)SpookyZalost Wrote: No, because his cult is all personality no substance.

Will we ever get a woman president?

So was Donald Trump's.

Yes.

Why do women want to be president?
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@Thomas why not?
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yes unfortunately it is also a problem for me to participate here, I cannot translate this game and therefore cannot understand it


 
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