Take four letters and make a sentence out of them. Example
WIRG -> Walmart Is Really Good (it actually isn't, but i'm trying to make a point)
I'll start, obviously:
GOOD
Great objects orbit Duna
BADD
Boring ants delete dogfood.
Nice thread.
Democrats openly grumpily squawk.
OPEN
Open programs edit
MILF (I had to do it...)
Mabel is living fine.
FINE
Formatting is not essential.
NONE
You forgot your letters (YFYL!)
Newton owns no eggplants
OIAN
Original intentions are nonsensical.
KALE
Keen apples like everybody
FOAD
Food objects and dudes
ZAAF
Zebras and armadillos fight
KILL
Karl injects lazy lemurs.
NCAA
Nerdy Cats Are Apathetic
DOOM
Living Is Killing Everyone
BUTT
Bringing Unlimited Time Travel
BROS