Makestation

A: It's a person made out of salad .

Q: What is the most efficient way to wash an elephant?

A: Pluck it and then stick it in the dishwasher.

Q: How much longer do we have to exist?

A: Until we stop believing in our own existence.

Q: Is cheddar a nicer chocolate than a hamburger?

A: yes, especially if it's dark chocolate.

Q: ever think we'll experience a pandemic on "the stand" levels which wipes out 99% of humanity with the remaining 1% fighting good vs evil?

A: no, because good and evil don't exist

Q: Do you ever kneel before your little statue of Buddha and just scream?

A: no because I don't have one nor believe in divinity of any kind.

Q: do you ever stare up into the abyss at night and wonder, why are we here?

A: Yes, and I conclude that the only reason why we're here is to eat chocolate.

Q: Have you ever hit a bus that was also a screwdriver?

No because all terminals are driven not driving on a bus.

You ever wonder why were here?

Because we're here.

Why do photons contain energy?

Because while they have mass, they don't matter.

And yes that was worthy of a pun lol.

Why aren't we the most intelligent life on the planet?

Because there are dolphins on the planet

Can blind people see their dreams?

Actually, in some cases, yes. Research shows that if you weren't blind before, you may be able to see your dreams. Those who were born blind seem to have a different outcome. I could be wrong, not speaking from experience of course. But I was curious and did some research a while back.

Will Mark Zuckerberg become president?

No, because his cult is all personality no substance.

Will we ever get a woman president?

(August 12th, 2021 at 6:02 AM)SpookyZalost Wrote: [ -> ]No, because his cult is all personality no substance.

Will we ever get a woman president?

So was Donald Trump's.

Yes.

Why do women want to be president?

@Thomas why not?

yes unfortunately it is also a problem for me to participate here, I cannot translate this game and therefore cannot understand it