Makestation

Because it was the time to eat lunch?
Why does pizza for breakfeast sound so good?

No. why? Because it is a good idea!

Why is it a good idea?

Because pizza is the best food God gave mankind.

Why am I so hungry now?

Because you didn't eat your spinach.

Why didn't you eat your spinach?

Because I had pizza instead
why does salad taste best without dressing?

It doesn't.

Why does salad taste better with dressing?

Because otherwise it tastes bitter xD
why are cell phones not made of organic material?

because I'd eat it.

Why would I type this sentence right now?

LOL...

Well, I have no answers to that question.
Why does the windows registry always have errors?

Because you didn't delete your SYSTEM32 folder

Why didn't you that?

Because it looks super important
Why does windows have so many duplicate files in so many folders?

Because it needs to take up 5 gb of space! >

Why does MAC OSX suck?

Cuz it's not Ubuntu!
why is linux so awesome?

Because its not made by Apple!

Why does MS not make another PC OS?

Because windows would get even worse without constant maintenance

why is windows so expensive?

Because Bill Gates needs money to give to his kids (reference to the recent news that his kids get "only 1 mil each!"

What car does Bill Gates drive?

An expensive one
why is math so unpleasant sometimes?

because the Greeks who invented it were mean!

Why is math so easy for me?