Makestation

Because it's extra sharp
Why does milk spoil?

because it get worse with age

why does my keyboard clack?

because it's old.
Why are laptops not replaced by phones yet?

because I like laptops better.

why is my keyboard old?

cause it's not new

Why is my name Charles?

cus ur parents said so!

why is my keyboard black?

Because most keyboards are black.
Why does photobucket have so many ads?

get adblock.

why do ads exist

To generate money to pay for *expensive* hosting.

Why are servers so expensive?

because they're "expensive"

why do servers use power

Because they would otherwise not work.

Why are hard drives so expensive?

because they dont work.

Why dont hard drives work

Because they are clunky, mechanical devices
why are cars basically death machines?

because the people who make them die eventually

why cant i think of a question

Because your mind is too fed up about how much you eat the interstate system for lunch?
why can't I think of a better answer?

because you asked a stupid question.
Why do engines hum?

Because they are loud.
Why do loud things heart your ears?

because you spelt heart instead of hurt.

Why did i eat lunch?