This game is simple. Just ask a stupid question, and get a stupid answer in return. Be sure to answer the question from the previous poster as well, in addition to asking your own. I'll get use started:
Why is the sky blue?
Cus my cursor is blue right now.
Why am I human?
Because you posted something a spambot cannot post
Why are spambots so common?
Because they have a name that is a compound word.
Why does Autpcorrect glitch so much?
Because the people who came up with autocorrect obviously couldn't spell themselves
Why are there so many strange programs out for download?
Because strange spambots made them.
Why do I walk talk and stalk? (jks I don't actually stalk)
Because everyone who has ever registered to facebook does that
Why do people post so much on facebook?
Cus they're bored?
Why does Facebook exist?
Because people use it
Why don't people come up with a GOOD replacement?
Because Facebook brainwashed them. (That's true)
Why is IE so bad?
Because it was made by microsoft, and it comes with windows
why does windows have to be so expensive?
Because they're made from glass and other materials and require a lot of labour to manufacture and maintain. (Hardeeharhar
)
Why am I so funny?
Because your username contains the word "Sim" and "link" without a space. Therefore you are funny
Why are movie theaters so expensive?
Because someone has to pay for everything being 3D needlessly.
Why are big-box stores so ugly, can't they have some nice design?
Because people build them too fast
Why are super walmarts so stressful?
Because they never have enough cashiers so you're in line for a long time.
Why do transit expansions always get delayed?
Because people run out of money
Why are bitcoins suddenly so popular?
Because of their funny name.
Why is extra old cheddar so delicious?