Makestation

I see no documents on anyone owning the enterprise. Therefore I pass some documents that say I am the owner. You cannot see the documents because its written in invisible ink!

My enterprise!

Well someone loves me and hands it over. My enterprise!

It was me in disguise! I gave you fake documents!

Still My enterprise!

Wait, there are documents for LOVE?
well, someone is so enraged that they accidentally place all documents under my name. Documents must be unreliable. My enterprise.

I own a new site- my enterprise

Well you forgot to announce a link in this thread. My enterprise

Maybe he didn't because I killed him before he could link it and I pressed post?

I asked a question and I don't have another witty or creative response so it is now...

Aco's Enterprise?

Well you can't claim it for someone else, so it remains mine haha.

*Rips off shirt*

My Enterprise 

Bumping this.

It is now henceforth the enterprise of Guardian. His enterprise.

(March 25th, 2020 at 5:26 PM)Darth-Apple Wrote: [ -> ]Bumping this.

It is now henceforth the enterprise of Guardian. His enterprise.

It has been said, so it is written. It is MY Enterprise.

Until someone steals it. Darth makes attempt #1 to steal the enterprise. And fails.

You fail to realize, I am THE Guardian of this Enterprise.

And I am the founder. Who was fired from his own enterprise. The enterprise has changed ownership, changed hands, changed CEOs. The enterprise is not a solid foundation. Guardianship is a high responsibility.

Guardian was created with on purpose in mind. To GUARD. Once you got booted from the Enterprise, too bad, Guardian cannot let ANYONE enter the Enterprise. it is against his nature.

Unless Guardian himself is no longer allowed to guard the entireprise, in which the dark forces that I bring have mysterious powers to lock the guardship out.

* Darth-Apple fumbles on the stairs, too many apples in his backpack and he couldn't hold the lightsaber.

"proceeds to pick the locks, hack the security systems, and erase guardian from the enterprises databases before adding himself as CEO"

"Deploys ai and shores up the security he broke through to make it harder then offers guardian a job as head of security, then makes doubly sure there's a hidden override to prevent said security from turning on him"

I now run the Enterprise, Darth if you want to be IT with guardian on security I think we can come to an arrangement.

"Deploys technomancy based wards to ward off dark forces, across real and cyber dimensions."

What even... I can't challenge it. Your enterprise.

BUT I have a lawyer that shall resteal it by the force of law. My enterprise as of tomorrow.