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For those of you who work in IT and or just want a good laugh

#19
(September 19th, 2017 at 10:21 AM)SpookyZalost Wrote: hey make sure you guys are all up to date... I think there's a rampant worm running around eating V3 which most of the world seems to be using.

Thanks, I could use this.

One problem.... the arrow is pointing up and it's still not doing anything. PLEASE HALP!?!?!?




Tongue Tongue Tongue Tongue Tongue  Couldn't help it.
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#20
I put it upside down to rewind the floppy disk player and it didn't work. Please help I can't rewind it!! Tongue
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#21
lol floppies are not cassette tapes Tongue

just remember to patch yourselves lol.
"I reject your reality and subsitute my own." - Adam Savage, Mythbusters
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#22
Found this gem while looking through updates since I last posted in this thread, couldn't stop laughing.

Quote:Tech support:
How may I help ypu?
Hi,
I've got a problem. Your program is telling me to
get a pet snake. I don't want one.
Tech Support:
Excuse me??
Hi,
It's giving me a message telling me I need a snake to run it.
Tech Support:
Read the message to me please:
Hi,
Error: Python required to run the script.
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#23
Tongue These snakes around here are smart. Nothing gets done without them!
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#24
Ikr? Lol
"I reject your reality and subsitute my own." - Adam Savage, Mythbusters
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#25
ok while digging through the archives I stumbled across this gem from 2011, had my sides bursting.

Quote:Answer to customer who's machine just died!
Posted 04/04/2011 by Xantor

I was a Team Leader in an after market warranty call center for Circuit City. I was assisting a tech with a call when a newbie tech came up to me frustrated by the call he was on.

The customer had a Packard Bell (Packaged in h***) computer that had just died.

The tech had taken all the steps to resuscitate the system to no avail.

His question to me was, "I've done everything I know to do, what should I tell the customer?"

Without missing a beat, I said, "Tell the customer that her computer has finally reached sentience, realized it was a POS, and self terminated.

Sentience indeed rofl Finna
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